{"product_id":"gone-hunting-desk-mat","title":"Gone Hunting Desk Mat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"font-claude-message  pr-4  md:pr-9  relative  leading-[1.65rem]  [\u0026amp;_pre\u0026gt;div]:bg-bg-300  [\u0026amp;_.ignore-pre-bg\u0026gt;div]:bg-transparent  [\u0026amp;_pre]:-mr-4  md:[\u0026amp;_pre]:-mr-9\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"grid-cols-1 grid gap-2.5 [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e\"Gone Hunting Desk Mat: For When Your Workspace Needs More Wildlife\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eTransform your desk from 'boring corporate wasteland' to 'rustic hunting lodge' with our Gone Hunting desk mat. Perfect for those who'd rather be tracking deer than tracking deliverables.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 [li\u0026gt;\u0026amp;]:mt-2 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eAuthentic weathered wood design (minus the splinters in your mouse pad)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eRustic charm that says 'I'd rather be in a tree stand' while you stand by the printer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eNon-slip backing that's more reliable than your hunting buddy's wake-up call\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eDurable surface that can handle your coffee spills better than your last hunting jacket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003ePerfect conversation starter for telling that story about 'the one that got away' (again)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eWarning: This desk mat will not excuse you from meetings during hunting season. We tried. Legal said no.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eSide Effects May Include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 [li\u0026gt;\u0026amp;]:mt-2 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eSudden urges to wear camo to client presentations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eInstinctive ducking when Karen from HR walks by\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eInexplicable desire to mount office supplies on the wall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eReferring to your lunch break as 'scouting time'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"-mt-1 [li\u0026gt;\u0026amp;]:mt-2 list-disc space-y-2 pl-8\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eThe hunter who's temporarily trapped in fluorescent wilderness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eAnyone who considers spreadsheets the least exciting kind of tracking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words\"\u003eOffice warriors who know the difference between computer bugs and turkey bugs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eNote: While this mat features the classic 'Gone Hunting' sign, it unfortunately cannot actually transport you to your favorite hunting spot. But hey, at least you can pretend that quarterly report is a trophy buck!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"whitespace-pre-wrap break-words\"\u003eRemember: No actual hunting permitted in the office. Even if that deadline is asking for it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% Neoprene\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in 3 sizes\u003cbr\u003e.: Anti-slip backing\u003cbr\u003e.: Multifunctional use\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":48914477940960,"sku":"15779045889676885452","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":48914477973728,"sku":"91615051229945162789","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":48914478006496,"sku":"76684026262840088150","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0412\/4537\/6680\/files\/9879647599972757598_2048.jpg?v=1772988486","url":"https:\/\/americansportsmangear.com\/products\/gone-hunting-desk-mat","provider":"American Sportsman Gear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}